The Union of New Unified German Republics is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President-for-Life Fwootgummy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.313 billion New Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hillsburger. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New German economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,944 Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great New German Liberator", on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Unified German Republics's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New Unified German Republics is ranked 74,108^th in the world and 9,976^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Populations, with 7.31 billion capita.